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- At 10:13am on April 15, 2020,
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- At 6:04pm on July 22, 2013,
Asbo Mick said…
- At 11:16pm on July 21, 2013,
- At 7:08pm on July 13, 2013,
- Getting our stuff ready for tomorrow , Catching the coach at 10 a.m in town. We will be back next Saturday. Luv to you all from Mavis& Mick XX
- At 10:32pm on July 5, 2013,
- At 9:02pm on July 5, 2013,
- At 10:39pm on July 2, 2013,
Charlie was installing a brand new front door and found that one of the hinges was missing.
He asked his wife, Mary Jane, if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go....
While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye
caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.
When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"
The manager replied, "That's our best faucet. It's gold plated faucet. The price is $500.00."Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price range."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom
to get one............................................From the storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?!"
Mary paused for a moment...and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet!!!"
- At 5:36pm on July 2, 2013,
The American Boy
SON:
Father, look up, and see that flag!
How gracefully it flies!
Those pretty stripes, they seem to be
A rainbow in the skies.FATHER:
It is your country's flag my boy,
And proudly drinks the light,
O'er ocean's wave, in foreign climes,
A symbol of our might.SON:
Father, what fearful noise is that,
Now thundering in the clouds?
Why do they, cheering, wave their hat,
And rush along in crowds?
FATHER:
It is the voice of cannonry,
The glad shouts of the free,
This is a day of memory,
'Tis FREEDOM'S JUBILEE!SON:
I wish that I was now a man,
I'd free my country too,
And cheer as loudly as the rest,
But Father, why don't you?FATHER:
I'm getting old and weak, but still,
My heart is big with joy,
I've witnessed many a day like this,
Shout you aloud, my boy!
SON:
HURRAY FOR FREEDOM'S JUBILEE,
God bless our native land,
And may I live to hold the boon
Of freedom in my hand.FATHER:
We4ll done my boy, grow up and love,
The land that gave you birth,
A land where freedom loves to dwell...
A paradise on earth!
- At 8:42am on July 2, 2013,
Nancy said…
- At 1:25pm on July 1, 2013,
HOW IS NORMA?
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly
asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient
is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's
station for that room."
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,"I
have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
physician has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302.
No one tells me shit."
- At 2:00pm on June 29, 2013,
- At 3:02am on June 29, 2013,
- At 4:30pm on June 28, 2013,
- At 4:28pm on June 28, 2013,
- At 4:01pm on June 28, 2013,
- Prayer for Grandpa
This is just too beautiful not to share.
Dear God, please send clothes
for all those poor ladies on
grandpa's computer . Amen.
- At 1:18pm on June 28, 2013,
- At 12:59pm on June 28, 2013,
DARE YER NOT TO LAUGH
- At 12:49pm on June 28, 2013,
- At 12:36pm on June 28, 2013,
For all my Lady friends
- At 12:17pm on June 28, 2013,
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password ... something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in
..... P .... E .... N . I ... S ...
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
****PASSWORD REJECTED, NOT LONG ENOUGH ****
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The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets
Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with
us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and
it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'
And God said,
I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be
a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you
cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you
may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you
as I do, in spite of yourselves.'
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal and God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my
love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will
call him DOG.'
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said,
'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen
like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has
indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'
And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them
and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of
their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of
adoration.'
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's
eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.
And God was pleased..
And Dog was happy.
And the Cat . . .
didn't give a shit one way or the other.