About Time ....SUMMER

[Asbo Mick]

It's  SUMMERTIME!

Let's boogie and have some
fun!

How about a little baseball?

Baseball is a simple game.

 You throw the ball, you hit the ball,

you catch the ball.

 Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose,

sometimes it rains." 



~ Tug
McGraw ~

 

    

 

What did the baseball glove say
to the baseball?

Catch you later.....

Yogi Berra:

  Little league
baseball is a very good thing

because it keeps the
parents off the streets.

Hey! Let's go camping....

How do you keep a skunk from
smelling?

Hold his nose!

        

 

A dull summer evening can be
eliminated by

one little ole' hungry
mosquito!

Sign posted in Germany's Black
forest:

It is absolutely forbidden on
the Black Forest camping site

that people of a different sex,

 for instance, men and women,

live together in one tent,

 unless they are married to each other for that purpose.

Anyone for a little dip in the
pool?

Eeeeekkkk....hate that cold
water!

And don't get my hair wet!!

 

Why do sharks live in
saltwater?

Because pepper makes them
sneeze.

Anyone for golf?

Mark Twain:

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

GOLFER'S HYMN:

''There is a Green Hill Far Away''

     

 

Skydiving?

What is the hardest thing about
skydiving?

the ground.....

Scuba diving? Not me! Too many
creatures

lurking in the water!

What do you call a frightened
scuba diver?

Chicken of the sea.

 

      

 

What do you get from a bad
tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

Anyone for tennis?

            &nb sp;

This is fun?

For the rich, there's
therapy.

For the rest of us, there is fishing.

 

And remember....there's a fine
line between fishing,

and standing on the shore
looking like an idiot.

Whatever you do this summer
have a great time!