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Comment by wildplum on May 1, 2012 at 7:39am

Ha ha ...cute clever and funny too!   nice one!!

Comment by ۞♥iLOVEi♥۞ on April 29, 2012 at 8:11pm

Lyrics:

Ode To The Bouncer

Nope, I haven't had no dope
Lift up the velvet rope
Mr doorman stop teasing 
I'm freezing out here 

See, I've got friends inside, 
It's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers 
not to mention knickers 

It's futile to debate




With St Peter at the gate
Made of protein milkshake 
and low carb intake

'Cause all in all you're just another prick at the door 

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you 
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do 

Bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer 

Bouncer, empowered and aroused
I see it in your trousers
And in the way your browse her - she's in

WHAT??! Her dress is up to waterline
That bitch is clearly borderline
Nose as white as Snow White's, in moonlight

We stand in awe in front of another prick at the door

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical...

Bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer 

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical

So you can play karate
You thick illiterati
I'm a black belt in life 
So go home to your ugly wife

You forgot in your wisdom 
The window to the ladies room 
A whole new possibility for a cat like me

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical...

Bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer