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BEST DIVOICE LETTER EVER !!!!
Started by Asbo Mick. Last reply by Nancy Jun 27, 2013. 3 Replies 0 Likes
The Best Divorce Letter, ever!FIRST LETTER:My Dear husband:I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you..I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years &I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weekshave been hell. Your boss called to tell me thatyou left your job today which was the last straw.Last week, you came home & you didn't evennotice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked yourfavourite meal & even wore a brand new nightie.You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleepafter watching your TV soaps.You don't tell me you love me any more; youdon't want sex or anything that connects usas husband & wife. Either you're cheating onme or you don't love me any more; whateverthe case, I'm gone.Your EX-Wife.Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I aremoving to New Zealand together! Have a great life!REPLY:Dear Ex-wife,Nothing has made my day more than receivingyour letter. It's true you & I have been married for20 years, although a good woman is a far cryfrom what you've been. I watch TV soaps so muchbecause they drown out your constant whining& *****ing. Too bad that doesn't work any more..I DID notice when you got a hair do last week, butthe 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look justlike a boy!'Since my father raised me not to sayanything, if you can't say something nice, I didn'tcomment......and when you cooked my favourite meal,you must have got me confused with MY BROTHERbecause I haven't eaten prawns for 7 years.About the new nightie: I turned away from you becausethe $299.99 price tag was still on it, & I prayed it was acoincidence that my brother had just borrowed $300from me that morning.After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work itout. So when I won the $20 million Lotto, on Saturday,I left my job & bought 2 tickets for us to Paris , but whenI got home you were gone. Everything happens for areason, I guess.I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.My lawyer said that the…Continue
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Comment by wildplum on July 6, 2014 at 7:33am
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...warning nudity follows ...
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beat that shot !! ...
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...the hazards of the road !....
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Where's Waldo??
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Comment by Asbo Mick on July 22, 2013 at 6:03pm
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This will have your toes a tappin!This presentation only lasts for three plus minutes.
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You don't have to be stupid to go fishing with a hand grenade and drop it right next to the boat...but it sure does help!
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DAY THREE !!!!!!
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