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Comment by T.J. Hawk on July 2, 2013 at 1:22am

I agree!

Comment by Nancy on July 2, 2013 at 1:12am

Exercising the chest...very necessary. Better when done with a partner.

Comment by Asbo Mick on July 1, 2013 at 10:35pm

"OLD SOLDIERS FURIOUS ABOUT MIX UP FOR THE FORCES DAY TRIP"

Let that be a reminder to NOT mess with us old gits! We did it before and we can do it again, and again and....

Comment by Asbo Mick on July 1, 2013 at 10:33pm

DOROTHY & EDNA

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking:
Dorothy:
"That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.  I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
Edna :
"Well , I'll tell you.  He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!

Then he takes me downstairs.
And what's there; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.

Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.

Then we go see a show.
Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!

So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.

Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times!"

Dorothy:
"Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go?"

"No, no, no...I'm just saying... wear an old dress."

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Comment by Asbo Mick on July 1, 2013 at 3:08pm

OLD SOLDIERS FURIOUS THE FORCES DAY CELEBRATIONS WERE ON THE SATURDAY NOT THE SUNDAY THAT THE COACH COMPANY SAID IT WAS
SEE THE BEFORE AND AFTER IMAGES THAT WE LEFT.
OLD GITS RIOTING IS A TERRIBLE SITE TO SEE

Comment by Asbo Mick on July 1, 2013 at 2:25pm

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

NONE, they never get the Fucking house!

Comment by Asbo Mick on July 1, 2013 at 1:24pm

HOW IS NORMA?

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital.  She timidly
asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient
is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear.  What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's
station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,"I
have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
physician has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.."

The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302.

No one tells me shit."

Comment by Asbo Mick on June 29, 2013 at 7:51pm

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WOW !!!! Yer Gotta see this Lads

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Comment by Asbo Mick on June 29, 2013 at 1:21pm

Stardust

And now the purple dusk of twilight time
Steals across the meadows of my heart
High up in the sky the little stars climb
Always reminding me that we're apart

You wander down the lane and far away
Leaving me a song that will not die
Love is now the stardust of yesterday
The music of the years gone by



Sometimes I wonder why I spend
The lonely night dreaming of a song
The melody haunts my reverie
And I am once again with you
When our love was new
And each kiss an inspiration
But that was long ago
Now my consolation
Is in the stardust of a song

Beside a garden wall
When stars are bright
You are in my arms
The nightingale tells his fairy tale
A paradise where roses bloom
Though I dream in vain
In my heart it will remain
My stardust melody
The memory of love's refrain

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