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BEST DIVOICE LETTER EVER !!!!
Started by Asbo Mick. Last reply by Nancy Jun 27, 2013. 3 Replies 0 Likes
The Best Divorce Letter, ever!FIRST LETTER:My Dear husband:I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you..I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years &I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weekshave been hell. Your boss called to tell me thatyou left your job today which was the last straw.Last week, you came home & you didn't evennotice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked yourfavourite meal & even wore a brand new nightie.You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleepafter watching your TV soaps.You don't tell me you love me any more; youdon't want sex or anything that connects usas husband & wife. Either you're cheating onme or you don't love me any more; whateverthe case, I'm gone.Your EX-Wife.Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I aremoving to New Zealand together! Have a great life!REPLY:Dear Ex-wife,Nothing has made my day more than receivingyour letter. It's true you & I have been married for20 years, although a good woman is a far cryfrom what you've been. I watch TV soaps so muchbecause they drown out your constant whining& *****ing. Too bad that doesn't work any more..I DID notice when you got a hair do last week, butthe 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look justlike a boy!'Since my father raised me not to sayanything, if you can't say something nice, I didn'tcomment......and when you cooked my favourite meal,you must have got me confused with MY BROTHERbecause I haven't eaten prawns for 7 years.About the new nightie: I turned away from you becausethe $299.99 price tag was still on it, & I prayed it was acoincidence that my brother had just borrowed $300from me that morning.After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work itout. So when I won the $20 million Lotto, on Saturday,I left my job & bought 2 tickets for us to Paris , but whenI got home you were gone. Everything happens for areason, I guess.I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.My lawyer said that the…Continue
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Comment by Asbo Mick on June 29, 2013 at 9:52am
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I have Music on My Home Page thanks to JT
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Thanks M8 It a shame that I cannot change the background or the text colour. I will have to post images. Luckily I managed to install a white back ground on my home page.Thanks for trying
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Comment by wildplum on June 29, 2013 at 9:14am
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Hi Mick ...I checked into the text visibility problem . The system will not allow the background color to be changed. (for groups it uses the main page theme colors) Perhaps iMusic 3 (coming soon)will allow this.
But there is another fix. The full text editor (used in the discussion area and the pages area)will allow you to choose and change the text color of your group postings.
Cheers ...Siggi
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Nice one Nancy ...I luv Chucklelogy
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Comment by Nancy on June 28, 2013 at 6:35pm
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The 'Ology' Factor
A professor was traveling by boat,on their way he asked the sailor 'Do you know Biology? Econlogy? Zoology? Epidemology? No 'said the sailor Professor what the hell do you know? You will die of illitracy.1 hour later,the boat started sinking , the sailor looked at the professor and said, do you know swiminology and Escapeology from Sharkology? No said the professor Well that means Crocodilelogy will eat your Headology and you will dieology with your Knowledgeology because of your Badmouthology and i will deny you my assistology!
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I'm afraid all my stuff will be on my own page from now on ,as it does not show up on this dark background
Cheers Mick
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Sending some Crazy Love!!! Huggs Mavis & Mick
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We are looking forward to our trip to Weston Super Mare on Sunday .
Its Armed forces day so theres a parade and stuff ..photos later
cheers
mick
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