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Comment by Asbo Mick on June 25, 2013 at 10:52pm

A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man
comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this
beautiful day getting drunk?"
The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.

The farmer then decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know, today I
was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she
took her left leg and kicked it over."

"That's not so bad, what's the big deal?"

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened?" the man asked again.

The farmer relenting, continued "I took her left leg and tied it to the
post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her.
Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it
over."

"Again?"

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

" So, what did you do then?" then man asked, intrigued.

"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down
and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full,
the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail."

"Wow, you must have been pretty upset!" but that's no reason to just sit
here getting all depressed."

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So then what else did you do?" the man asked again.

"Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail
to the rafter. That's when my pants fell down and my wife walked in. Some
things you just can't explain."

Comment by Asbo Mick on June 25, 2013 at 10:46pm

for yer own Juke Box click the link

http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1981/OldJukes/player.htm

 

The 1981 JuKeBoX

The 1981 JuKeBoX

upchucky.org

Radio Hits and Pop Culture of 1981

Hits from 1940 on yer own JukeBox

 

Comment by Asbo Mick on June 25, 2013 at 9:09pm

Comment by T.J. Hawk on June 25, 2013 at 9:09pm

MMMMMMMM...BRITISH

Comment by Asbo Mick on June 25, 2013 at 9:07pm

Comment by Asbo Mick on June 25, 2013 at 9:01pm

I'M SO PROUD I'M BRITISH

Comment by T.J. Hawk on June 25, 2013 at 6:30pm

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